You’re here! We’re here! What now?

Before long this place will be filled with photos, videos, and elaborate (often unfortunate) descriptions of the janky festivities and wonky merriment that will define our 2020. For now, hop up to the What The Hell section and see what we’re about. Have a look at the What’s Coming Up page to plan your year around the same batch of obscure celebrations and corporate-spun holidays as ours. Alternately, you can try to talk us out of it. You might succeed.

If you have questions, hit us up at our social media links and ask away. Thanks for stopping in!